How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
It's never too late to be topless.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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