I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Everything about him screamed your future.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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