Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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