god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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