the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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