Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
