I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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