Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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