I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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