ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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