If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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