I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
We need to get me chipped asap
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
