I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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