Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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