You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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