singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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