i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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