you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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