come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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