I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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