then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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