it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Acid is not a monday night drug
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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