Say something about gay babies.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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