i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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