girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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