walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize