no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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