He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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