you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
