I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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