remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
this just has baby written all over it
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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