I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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