drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
it's like iHOP with fire
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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