I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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