guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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