doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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