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what?
penguin condom
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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