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(401): View more from Rhode Island

you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck

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(636): View more from Missouri

hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?

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(250): View more from British Columbia

i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl

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(845): View more from New York

It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?

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(214): View more from Texas

i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."

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(785): View more from Kansas

We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.

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(765): View more from Indiana

I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.

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