We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I love you. Go after that dick
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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