we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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