omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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