We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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