You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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