It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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