I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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