you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
