Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry babyfool hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(248): View more from Michigan

You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee

Fav 3 1256 941
share tweet
(206): View more from Washington

remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?

(206): View more from Washington

neither do i

Fav 3 900 971
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(914): View more from New York

No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.

Fav 15 1177 6808
share tweet
(501): View more from Arkansas

i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.

Fav 31 1681 4499
share tweet
(801): View more from Utah

Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.

Fav 4 1134 2893
share tweet
(519): View more from Ontario

I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?

Fav 14 3123 1842
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(863): View more from Florida

I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.

Fav 8 2273 1266
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(602): View more from Arizona

I am one with the molecules

Fav 1 704 401
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(860): View more from Connecticut

Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things

Fav 0 38 3
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT