My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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