Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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