Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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