my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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