my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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