Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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