yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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